Saare gaane mere bhari bhari kyun

Vibe aane lagi mujhko harami wali kyun

Tu bol mujhe farak kabhi padega nahi

Jo daga kiya sath mere taari maani

 

Main daaku ilaaka yeh mera

Jaise main chambal hoon

Baitha hoon top pe haq se

Phir bhi humble hoon

 

One of the finest scene mein

Bakch*di kam karun

Aa jao bheed leke saare

Main royal rumble hoon

 

Mere raaste pe aaya

Seedha ga*d pe goli dhoond ke marunga

Yeh na koyi aankh micholi

Agar phati teri mujhse to rakh na doori

Mehnat mera farz aur haq mash-huri

 

Mere liye mera sach zaroori

Naam kare mera use inke subs zaroori

Kaanpe paas aake mere jaise iceberg mein

Takrayenge mujhse inki naiya doobi

 

Set kiya bar lakin peeta nahi hoon

Mera phaadne ka kaam kabhi seeta nahi hoon

Phati hogi teri malum mujhe sunke yeh line

Badass lockup aise hi jeeta nahi hoon

 

Woh karti impress bana ke kabab

Main betha depress aur likh diya khawab

Hitzone bhi tha bt main aa gaya sath

Chhodo na bhai uska sanki hai baap

 

Dongri wale seedha ghar pe chadhte

Masjid full bantai chal road pe padhte

Woh boli baby cute plus hot ho tum

Kheer ke sath dal ghosh yahan khate ladke

 

Yeh kal ke ladke karte baatein halki

Uski yaad aati barsaat halki

Dilwale dulhaniya leke jayege

Bhai aapko dekh ke udhar simran palti

 

Caught hua hass diya ab

Haan vibe mujhe mast diya mast kiya ras

Itne zor se woh boli mujhe mat diya kar

Mera bhai bola mujhko tu mat kiya kar

 

Kitaabon se hai pyar tujhe panktiyan padh

No fuc*s bache tere paas no fu**s diya kar

Ladne ki baat koyi tujhse kare to

Munh pe tu hass diya kar

 

Abey bachhon ko 10 mein se 10 diya kar

Meri maa bole beta mat nikla kar

Tu shana baccha hei bete

Shaano ko phat se hi lagti nazar

 

Alag hi bt hai

Alag hi bt hai

Pyaar mein pagal hai mere jo

Khala ki beti hai

 

Alag hi bt hai

Alag hi bt hai

Phoonkti hai saath mein mere

Ghaas ki kheti hai